Текст песни: The Man Who Married A Robot / Love Theme + перевод

The internet looked at him and said, «Yes. I love you very, very, very, very,

very, very much. I am your best friend. In fact, I love you so much that I

never, ever want us to be apart ever again ever'

‘I would like that,» said the man. And so they embarked on a life together.

Wherever the man went, he took his friend. The man and the internet went

everywhere together, except of course the places where the internet could not

go. They went to the countryside. They went to birthday parties of the children

of some of his less important friends. Different countries. Even the moon.

When the man got sad, his friend had so many clever ways to make him feel

better. He would get him cooked animals and show him the people having sex

again, and he would always, always agree with him. This one was the man’s

favorite, and it made him very happy. The man trusted his friend so much.

«I feel like I could tell you anything,» he said, on a particularly lonely day

«You can. You can tell me anything. I’m your best friend. Anything you say to

me will stay strictly between you and the internet.»

And so he did. The man shared everything with his friend: All of his fears and

desires; All of his loves, past and present; All of the places he had been and

was going, and pictures of his penis. He would tell himself, «Man does not live

by bread alone.»

And then he died

In his lonely house

On the lonely street

In that lonely part of the world

You can go on his Facebook

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