Текст песни: The World's Worst Shrink + перевод

Well I heard there’s spiders

In your living room

They crawled in through the joints

In the floor

Apart from that

You say, there is a mole

Among your friends or family

And there’s free spot in my bed

For a dead horse’s head

It ain’t hard to gain some trust in human kind

It ain’t hard if it’s nothing you expect

Sit down, grab a needle, stitch it

Frame it, place it on your nightstand

It is a golden rule mind it well

Self-help books

You’re out of luck with me

Breath techniques

Don’t cross my path now

Spiritual guides

Spare me the mail

You should have

Knocked on my door

Back when I was weak

People tell me that that I’d make

The world’s worst shrink

I’d moan myself

The whole sessions through

But when you said last night you went to bed

Without the usual crying

I thought: Well then, there you go

But I won’t quit my job just yet

Tarot cards

You’re out of luck with me

Crystal skulls

Don’t cross my path now

Doomsday cults

Spare me the mail

You should have knocked on my door

Back when I was weak

So then tell me when did sorrow settle here?

Occupying your best plushy chair

Every night you serve him tears and chocolate

Your most secret recipe

He is the man of the house

It’s his well-earned due

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