Текст песни: My Mother Is a Pornstar + перевод

I’ve been teased a few times but it’s been reasonable

See it’s cool, she causes riots when she takes me to school

People drool when she’s walking past. Before class I always laugh

As my friends' divorced dads ask her for an autograph

On the Streets, cats glance at each other, speak of her

Some even ask my mother to sign her dvd cover

Everybody knows her, every fella probably owns a

Poster of her if he’s aged twenty one and over

The globe is heavy on her shoulders, she carries the weight

Kids get carried away, I couldn’t care what they say

Cause I don’t want another mother, yeah, none can compare

She’s stunning, she’s rare, she’s cunning, she’s mum of the year

She puts men in a frenzy, the pretty woman women envy

She’s willing and caring with me, she’s witty and friendly, I really…

Love her cooking but you don’t know the half

You don’t know better than to fantacize about her ass…

My Mother’s a Porn Star and so what?

It didn’t change shit growing up

She knew how to raise her boy the right way

So fuck whatever you may say…

My mother’s a star, she makes flicks for adults

But don’t think she don’t love my dad. This isn’t a joke

We’ve got moral standards, we a normal family

Living happily… So fuck you and your porno fantacy

She makes sex-tapes and yes, I know they’re X Rated

But she’s never had to be explicit and explain it to me

I don’t care if she’s got a wonderful booty !

What are you on? Truly? I’ve never wanted to watch one of her movies !

My mummy ain’t some friggin' filthy Hooker

But if we looked close at yours, I’m sure we’d fill a book up

Mine puts money on the table, while your mother is unable

To cope, nasal full of coke, no wonder you’re unstable

Make your silly jokes, huh, keep up the babbling !

At least mine don’t creep around, sleeping with married men

She may get nude on the cam, but won’t be fooled by a man

She’ll always do what she can to bring loot to her nuclear fam

Chorus +scratches

Yeah

Women judge each other with a look

Men judge a colour and the cover of a book

And I judge the judge that judges my mother

Yeah, I’m a mother’s boy…

So reconsider or go fuck yourself

But don’t take it litteraly you dirty douchebag

Back the fuck off my fam and let us live our normal life. I’ma get back to mine,

I’ve gotta go kid

My mum is calling me

I’ve gotta do the washing up

Tera Patrick was over for dinner

And I’m out. The cognac is waiting…

Перевод песни My Mother Is a Pornstar