Текст песни: Busiest Shopping Day Of The Year + перевод

This guy comes into the restaurant

I guess his name was like Paris

So I bet his parents thought he should be all cultural

So he goes is this real butter?

He sticks his finger in it and goes make sure this is real butter take it back

to the cook

I said of-course it’s butter you mother fucker

So I bring it back he sticks his finger in it and he goes

Oh, I Can Not Believe It’s Real Butter

And I go I saw you in the paper the other day

You know what you are?

You’re a wife beater

So I see this article in the paper

I think it’s called the North Easter

And there sure as shit there’s his name

Saw him on the freeway

These witnesses beating the shit out of his wife

Mister butter batter I can’t believe it’s butter mother fucker

Telling me to check the butter

While he’s thinking about beating his wife

Thos SUV SOB’s you know the type

They come in and it’s all the same

Making new stuff up…

He came back again

He came back one more time

And he said oh you’re so special

And I said I’m special, I’m special

Got brass in pocket

I’ll show you brass in pocket

I’ll show you

I’ll show you brass

I’ll show you

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