Текст песни: Can I Have My Balls Back, Please? + перевод

At the bottom of the stairway

I turned round as I was ready to leave and said:

«Oh can I have my balls back, please?»

Well, they might not mean that much to you

But they sure as hell mean so much to me

So can I have my balls back, please?

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?

Can I have my balls back, please?

How am I gonna get through my life

If you don’t return them to me? Oh, no no

Oh can I have my balls back, please?

Oh can I have my balls back, please?

I can’t really be a man

Look at me I’m down on my knees, yeah

So I went to New York City to see a doctor thinking maybe that he

Would understand the state I was in

He said: «I'd dearly love to help you son

But you see the same thing’s happened to me.»

So now I’m home and I’m asking you just once more

Please

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?

Can I have my balls back, please?

How am I gonna get through my life

If you don’t return them to me? Oh, no no

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?

Can I have my balls back, please?

Oh, I can’t really be a man

Look at me I’m down on my knees, yeah

Oh, and I don’t know how much longer

I can live my life like this

Bring 'em back

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?

Oh, how am I gonna get through my life

If you don’t return them to me? Oh, no no

So can I have my balls back, please?

Yeah, can I have my balls back, please?

Oh I can’t really be a man

Look at me I’m down on my knees

Oh, and I don’t know how much longer

I can live my life like this

Come on

Bring 'em back

They’re no use to you anymore

Oh, bring them back to me

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