Текст песни: Today's My Day + перевод

I am happy, today’s my day

I, I am happy, today’s my day

I am happy, today’s my day

I, I am happy, today’s my day

Today’s my day

Today, today’s my day

Today’s my day

Today, today’s my day

I am happy, today’s my day

I, I am happy, today’s my day

I am happy, today’s my day

I, I am happy, today’s my day

Yo

The alarm was all that I could hear

I opened up my eyes and the light appeared

I sat up in bed, I scratched my head

Then I put on my glasses so I could see clear

I stood up and I got dressed, went upstairs and I got Break-

Fast. Cinnamon Toast Crunch on blast

Splash goes the milk, 2%, I ain’t talkin' about silk

Grab the OJ, went to pour it, glass laughed and it spilt

Shit, if I gotta clean this mess, then go change my shirt

I just barely got dressed

I’m stressed and it’s 6:15

I betta hurry up, son

I gotta go, I gotta leave

Cause I gotta get to work on time

7:30 on the dot and I got a 30 minute drive

Leavin' me 45 to eat, brush and put in my eyes (talkin' about my contacts)

That’s 15 per task. Great, I got some leeway

I don’t have to rush, I’m gonna take my time until

«Oh my god, Felix. What the fuck? Pissed on the floor, yeah, just my luck.»

I had to hitch him out, then I had to clean it up

It took a little while, so now I gotta rush

Yeah, I’m all ready and it’s 6:55

It’s time to leave, time to go, time to ride

I get outside only to realize that once again I gotta pump up my right rear tire

Not to mention, It’s cold as fuck

Winter mornings in Vermont? Not that fun

Finally, hopped in my car, boy I knew it

Yup, I need some power steering fluid

I get out to pour this shit in, lock the keys in my car

Dude you’ve gotta be kidding me, but

Thankfully, I keep a spare in my room

I grabbed it, now it’s 7:05 and I gotta zoom

I’m cruisin', tweetin, thinkin' about my boss freakin'

And then I got pulled over for speeding. Fuck!

Police officer: You have any idea why I’m pulling you over today, sir?

Jarv: Uhh, I don’t know?

Police officer: You were going sixty-five in a forty

Jarv: Uhh, am I gonna get a ticket?

Police officer: What do you think, sir, honestly?

Jarv: Dude, fuck!

I am happy, today’s my day

I, I am happy, today’s my day

I am happy, today’s my day

I, I am happy, today’s my day

200 dollars later, I arrived at the shop

My boss lookin' pissed, I told him I got stopped

He handed me a box full of 500 parts

«Gotta ream out these holes. Hurry up, start.»

I grabbed the box and I headed for the bridgeport

Easin' my way into repetitive ritual

3 hours went by and I was finishin' up

I counted up the parts and then subtracted the residual

«Hey, sir, you wanna check these parts?»

«Sure, uhh, let me have a look

Uhh, they look good to me. What size reamer you use?»

«Oh, I used 250»

«Uhh, these holes need to be 253»

Fuck!

Jarv: Huh, so, I gotta do 'em over again?

Boss: Uh, well, yeah, they gotta get done, so you prolly gotta fuckin' do 'em

over again. (Alright, alright, that’s cool)

Jarv: Haha, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, sir, I’m sorry

I am happy, today’s my day

I, I am happy, today’s my day

I am happy, today’s my day

I, I am happy, today’s my day

So far, this day’s been giving me mad stress

And now I think it’s time for a mental health sesh

Yeah, I know it’s cold, wind chill to the bone

But I’m just gonna cruise my loop and head home

My wheels hit the ground and I hear that sound

It’s takin' me to the place where I wanna be

Zigzaggin' the center line, feelin' just fine

Headphones on blast, you can’t bother me

Downhill, I’m cruisin', to union

Feelin' like I found my bad day resolution

I’m boostin', improvin' the level of my mood

And I’m beast and increasin' momentum and the movement

Until, (rrr) my board stops. Yup, Hit a rock

Must have been a good second 'til I felt my body drop

Smack and I drag, like a good 10 feet

Road rash on my arms and a gash on my knee

Peeps stop to talk. Gawk watch and mock

Looked up from the ground and I saw a cop

Maybe if I was on a bike, it would’ve been different

But no, I’m on a skateboard, instead I get a ticket

In so much pain, mind powers so drained

That I didn’t recognize the dude until I caught his name

I looked at the ticket, wow this dude’s wicked

It’s the second one he’s given me today

Fuck!

Jarv: Dude, you’re honestly giving me a ticket for skateboarding?

Police Officer: Shouldn’t have been in the road. Shouldn’t have been in the

road, sir

Jarv: Oh, I see, I see where we’re at now. I’m sorry, sir, I’m sorry

Police Officer: Have a spectacular day, sir. Move along. (Fuck!)

I am happy, today’s my day

I, I am happy, today’s my day

I am happy, today’s my day

I, I am happy, today’s my day

This day’s the worst. Startin' to think that I’m cursed

2 tickets, a slam and a shitty day at work

I gotta get home, kick back, relax, rest

Gotta do it again tomorrow, every day is a test

But I’m stressed over that fact today was that wack

I’m feelin' anxious thinkin' about tomorrow, scared to reenact

My OCD makes me overreact

I gotta get my head right, I gotta get back on track

And the nighttime’s the right time to write rhymes

I feel the stress lift as I put the pen to the page

Extracting anxiety up out of my mind

I’m stayin' happy. Why? Because today’s my day

I am happy, today’s my day

I, I am happy, today’s my day

I am happy, today’s my day

Stayin' happy, why? Because today’s my day

I am happy, today’s my day

I, I am happy, today’s my day

I am happy, today’s my day

Stayin' happy, why? Because today’s my day