Текст песни: Chris From Walmart + перевод

Oh, Chris

I really am so sorry that I stole your chick

I bet the highlight of your shift

Was her black mascara and cherry lips

She’s been sleeping in my bed, I’m sorry

She’s been sleeping in my bed

Oh, she’s been sleeping in my bed, I’m sorry

She said you were salty on her last trip, oh Chris

Oh, Chris

I bet you needed a cleanup on aisle six

The first time you saw those hips

And her brown eyes handing you a bag of chips

Well, you deserve someone who appreciates your pick-up lines

Yeah, you deserve a girl who actually texts you back sometimes

She’s been sleeping in my bed, I’m sorry

She’s been sleeping in my bed

Oh, she’s been sleeping in my bed, I’m sorry

She said you were salty on her last trip, oh Chris

Chris from Walmart

You deserved a better fate

Chris from Walmart, yeah

Not all heroes wear capes

She’s been sleeping in my bed, I’m sorry

She’s been sleeping in my bed

Oh, she’s been sleeping in my bed, I’m sorry

She said you were salty on her last trip, oh Chris

Oh, Chris

Oh, Chris

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