Текст песни: Donny Stardust + перевод

«Ground Control to Major Don

Pop those Percocets boy, and put your helmet on»

I’m steppin' out the door to a dark and empty hall

My fellow travelers are still as we float on

«Can you hear me Major Don?

Cryosleep circuit is dead and there’s something wrong»

Past 100,000 miles and I’m feelin' still

But my spaceship knows which way to go

«Donny boy, you made the grade, now drink it down

You can piss the nights away 'til your ship touches the ground»

Can you hear me Ground Control?

Am I sippin' from a tin can?

Far above the world

Here am I buried in tin cans

Far above the moon

Ain’t no road signs on the highway to the stars

Just a beer light to guide past life on Mars

The neon lights of Planet Skab coming closer in our sight

Keep on space truckin' honey

We’re gonna crash land tonight

Houston, we’ve got a drinking problem

My liver failure sinkin' in

Yellow skin matches the color of the moon

Nocturnal space cadets stretching space and time

Neil Tyson, are you listening?

Do you think we can survive?

Crushing pussy at zero gravity

Floatin' ashtrays 'round the captain’s deck

Bout to put this bitch to sleep

Four years of flight comes down to this

As we descend, I reflect on oxy and whiskey by the fifth

Am I sippin' from a tin can?

Far above the world

Here am I buried in tin cans

Far above the moon

Houston, we’ve got a drinking problem

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