Текст песни: I Fell in Love with an 00 Scale Wife + перевод

I fell in love with an 00 scale wife, it was divine

She’s stuck together with glue and so am I

My scale wife, her tiny feet, enormous breasts

Where I lay my shrunken head

We ran away and set our sails to sea

In a paper boat

Washed a gretna green in a matchstick church

We had eloped, she gave birth to a model kit

For ten years or more we lived in bliss

I sat at home practising guitar

I had a plan to conquer the world as an 00 scale rockstar

I did it, man

She ran away back to mom

Back to Twickenham in a dinky car

Now she sits on the shelf staring at the stars

By the biscuit jar

And I travel the world in a midget submarine

A tiny rockstar

I fell in love with an 00 scale wife

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