Текст песни: Intro To Better Off Without A Wife + перевод

For all the bachelors out there tonight, yeah for anybody who’s never whistled

this song

Maybe you whistled it but you lost the sheet music

Um… this is um… well actually I don’t mind going to weddings or anything

As long as there not my own I show up

But I’ve always kinda been partial to calling myself up on the phone and asking

myself out, you know?

Oh yeah, you call yourself up too huh? Yeah, well one thing about it,

your always around

Yeah I know, yeah you ask yourself out, you know, some class joint somewhere

The Buretto King or something, you know. Well I ain’t cheap you know

Take yourself out for a couple of drinks maybe

Then there’d be some provocative conversation on the way home

Park in front of the house you know

Oh yeah, you smoothly put a little nice music on

Maybe you put on like uh, you know, like shopping music

Something thats not too interruptive you know and then uh slide over real nice

and say

'Oh I think you have something in your eye'

Well maybe it’s not that romantic with you but Christ I don’t know,

you know I get into it you know

Take myself up to the porch, take myself inside or maybe uh

Or may get a little something, a brandy snifter or something

'Would like you like to listen to some of my back records?

I got something here' Uh Well usually about 2.30 in the morning you’ve ended up

taking advantage of yourself

There ain’t no way around that you know. Yeah, making a scene with a magazine,

there ain’t no way around

I’ll confess you know, I’m no different you know. I’m not weird about it or

anything, I don’t tie myself up first

I just kinda spend a little time with myself

So this is kind of a little anthem here

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