Текст песни: Bitch Thin + перевод

The other night after a show, a woman came into my dressing room and she said: «Charlie, a lot of the jokes you tell are shallow and insensitive.»

Insensitive? And it… it got me thinking…

How the hell did that one-legged fat bitch get her wheelchair up the stairs to

my dressing room?

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

You’re catching flies with honey, but I’m sick of being nice

, but I don’t wanna be polite

So listen to me princess, gonna give it to you rough

But hasn’t Mother Nature, insulted you enough?

I’d like to start a fire, then add some gasoline

It costs nothing to be nice, I’d rather be broke and mean

I don’t pull my punches, I’m as dry as shredded wheaties

I don’t like sugar coating, 'cause it causes diabetes

I’ll never be PC and I can’t lipsync

Don’t listen to critics, don’t care what they think

I know that you say that my attitude sucks

But last time I looked I was all outta fucks

(She's a bitch, and she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(What a bitch, but she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(She's a bitch, and she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(What a bitch, but she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

Lying’s overrated, and so is being kind

So grab a bowl of popcorn, gotta say what’s on my mind

You tell more lies than Trump, your career has kicked the bucket

You’ve had more hands inside you than Miss Piggy and the Muppets

I’ll slap you like a real housewife, throw champagne in your face

Then lick it off your chin, because it shouldn’t go to waste

I’ll say what you’re all thinking, I’ll offend whoever I choose

And if they get upset, not gonna blame it on the booze

I know that you say that my attitude sucks

But last time I looked I was all outta fucks

(She's a bitch, and she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(What a bitch, but she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(She's a bitch, and she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(What a bitch, but she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

And if you don’t like what I’m saying out loud

You should hear what I think when I look at this crowd

I know that you say I am terribly blunt

You probably think I am just a rude

(She's a bitch, and she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(What a bitch, but she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(She's a bitch, and she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(What a bitch, but she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(She's a bitch, and she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(What a bitch, but she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(She's a bitch, and she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(What a bitch, but she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(She's a bitch, and she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(What a bitch, but she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(She's a bitch, and she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(What a bitch, but she’s thin)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin

(Oh yeah!)

I don’t care if you think I’m a bitch as long as you think I’m thin