Текст песни: Plastic Surgery + перевод

I wanna be young forever but I do not like my nose

I also do not like my chin, so what do you propose?

I’ll have them chop it off and fix me up a new one

And if I am unhappy you know that I’ll be suin'

I’m tired of lookin' like such a piece of poo

So get me in the computer and do what you gotta do

Plastic surgery is the guarantee

You wanna be in the greatest shape but consume too many crepes?

Science has found a way to remove excess parfait

They can just chop it off or they can suck it out

Too much beef stroganoff? There is no need to pout

You tired of lookin' like such a piece of poo?

Let 'em get the permanent marker and show you what they gonna do

Plastic surgery is the guarantee

That I will always be a thing of sweet beauty

Get the permanent marker and draw that shit on right

Make your incision and pull back that flap tonight

Remove the tissue, be sure to make that shit tight

When I walked in my face was fucked

But now we’ll make it right!

I’m tired of lookin' like a piece of fuckin' shit

So put me in the computer and let’s get on with it!

Plastic surgery is the guarantee

Of immortality and of beauty

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