Текст песни: Brother Jedidiah + перевод

We are gathered here today, way-oh-way-oh

To commemorate a very good man, Brother Jedidiah

He stands about 5'8″

Two hundred and thirty-seven thousand pounds

Of pure beef, from the northern coast

I wear the yarmulke to court to try to gain some sort of leverage

My lawyer puts a little molly in the judge’s beverage

As a team player, you know what?

I’ma buy him a motherfucking Nissan Murano

Rabbi Rodriguez did the bris

Then a little piece of fish fell on the dish that he sniffed

Like a dog, that’s his dick that he split

So he could go pick up his kids in a brand new whip

What the fuck?

Oh, pardon me

I was out here busy living your lies

You’ve been dead your whole life

Oye, Alfonzo, pull up the car!

Riker’s Island runway show better than Yeezy season

This year the color green is in

Dog, I’m fucking crazy like Velcro sneakers

I’m playing with shit

Dog, I ain’t playing with shit

Your frame will lay in a ditch

My chick is Asian with a twist

I’m so hard, you could cook a piece of bacon on my dick

Better be turkey though

So if these turkeys try to murk me, Moe

I’ll let these turkeys know that I’m in Turkey, hoe

Shit

We was 47 and a half deep on the strip

You was in front of the store with Team Jordan’s and yellow pajama pants

That’s a big no-no!

That’s a BIG no-no!

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