Текст песни: A Real Life, Happily Ever After + перевод

I’m finished with adventure

Tired of my sword

Those songs about my exploits

Leave me kinda bored

At last, I’ve seen the sunset

I’ve been riding toward—

A real-life happily ever after

I’m done with all the intrigue

Sick of kicking ass

As far as seeking vengeance

Frankly, I can pass

I’m ready now for something

Of a diff 'rent class—

A real-life happily ever after

Screw the zombies and wizards and dragons

All the magic I need is you

I wanted to do a real proposal. A proper ring. Well, seeing as we’re here… this

will have to do. Will you, Princess Isabella Maria Lucia…

Elizabetta

Elizabetta of Valencia. Would you do me the greatest honor of becoming Mrs.

Gary Galavant?

Gary? Is that short for something?

No

Huh. I guess I always thought your first name was Galavant

I’m still kneeling here…

Oh! Of course! I’m sorry. And, oh yes, I will marry you!

A cottage by the seaside—

With a beach to comb

I can tend the garden

I can write my poem

With seven—

Three—

Small children—

Journey done, we’re home

As epic endings go

It’s rather small…

But it’s a real-life happily ever after

After all

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